Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Half Arsed Religion
There is more than one theory of Intelligent Design, and one that is threatening to take over as 'the' theory to oppose evolution is that put forward by The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its followers, the Pastafarians.



The church has evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. Not only that, they also have proof that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s; Pirates are "absolute divine beings" in Pastafarianism.



For a good explanation of what it's all about view the wikipedia articles on the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster which includes the Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts".

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I think I've found my religion. Bring back the pirates. Aaah!