The half arsed rules for free stuff
Melbourne is the home of free stuff – yesterday at Federation Square you were able to get a free massage, pedicure, manicure, chocolate drink, cap. Then today there are free Breakas (choc drink) given out at the train station. Marie, who gets HEAPS of free stuff, including a Nissan Pulsar a year or 2 back, has also managed to get the team free cartons of Red Bull, free backpacks with more free stuff inside and free sushi/sashimi for 15 people, in the last couple of weeks. So….

The half arsed rules for free stuff:
1. Always accept free stuff – it makes the giver feel good (it’s their job).
2. Don’t feel guilty – you should feel good (it’s free!).
3. Throw it away if you don’t need it – still feel good (see 1 & 2)
4. Actively seek free stuff – it’s our half arsed duty to make the world a feel good place!

P.S. The Dandy Warhols played for FREE tonight at the Vic Markets site(Channel V promo)... not here for the $, not here for the cool-dudeness of the city, here for the rock 'n' roll!!